A jealous girlfriend trips on acid; a spa worker is challenged to take control of her fate. A haunted jeep parks in front of student housing. A sex worker grows wings; a hitchhiker is picked up by someone she never expected. Welcome to the Big City, where anything can happen...and very often does.In this debut collection from C E Hoffman, explore the humanity of sex workers ("whores") and people who are proudly sexual ("sluts"). Each story questions stereotypes that are long out of date, merging horror with heartache, and magic with the mundane.
Table of Contents:
Nice Day to Get Laid*
7-11
You Only Die Once
Poppy's Game
First Date #1
Too Many Dreams
The Horror of Zen;
The Peace of Pain;
The Lie of Reality
Fun Farm
Fly, My Pretty
This Happened #1
The Power of Pepper Spray
First Date #2
Forget About Me
Mania for 1 (Only Human)
These Are the Things I Want to Scream
Soulfuck (novel excerpt)
My Right (Of Passage) (novel excerpt)
First Date #3
On Ezekiel Simon Bowery and His Unfortunate Curse
Drinking On the Balcony
Let It Heal
TGIS
This Happened #2
First Date #4
Dead Beth
February 24, 20XX
Loveslut
What I Wish I Could Write On My Bumble Profile
I Could Have Danced All Night (My First Orgy)
I Am He
GTFO #1
Between Lines/Legs
I wish I said this but blocked her instead
We Know How to Die
Bitches,
Bass Lines,
And Suicide.
Have You Seen V? (novel excerpt)
GTFO #2
Bloom (Blowjobs)
Thank You
Paperback
Sluts and Whores
C.E. Hoffman